Future MILF Tee

$30.00

Manifest the glow-up with this unapologetically bold tee that serves ambition with a side of savage. The Future MILF shirt is for the woman who’s still cooking, still climbing, still slaying—and wants the world to know the final form is going to be unstoppable. Featuring cheeky “ingredient” icons and a nutrition label-style breakdown, it’s oversized, empowering, and perfect for women who aren’t waiting to be chosen—they’re choosing themselves.

Key Features:

  • Color: Savage Taupe

  • Oversized unisex fit – comfort with attitude

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton

  • Black contrast print across the back

  • Icon bar includes: Strong AF, Spicy, Made with Love, Handle with Care, Requires Caffeine

Ingredients:

Glow-up ambition, unbothered hotness, red flag detection skills, unregulated sass levels.

Serving Suggestion: Treat like a queen, love like a savage.

Warning: May cause verbal affirmations and ring-related conversations if worn in public.

Future MILF:
Color:

Manifest the glow-up with this unapologetically bold tee that serves ambition with a side of savage. The Future MILF shirt is for the woman who’s still cooking, still climbing, still slaying—and wants the world to know the final form is going to be unstoppable. Featuring cheeky “ingredient” icons and a nutrition label-style breakdown, it’s oversized, empowering, and perfect for women who aren’t waiting to be chosen—they’re choosing themselves.

Key Features:

  • Color: Savage Taupe

  • Oversized unisex fit – comfort with attitude

  • Ultra-soft 100% cotton

  • Black contrast print across the back

  • Icon bar includes: Strong AF, Spicy, Made with Love, Handle with Care, Requires Caffeine

Ingredients:

Glow-up ambition, unbothered hotness, red flag detection skills, unregulated sass levels.

Serving Suggestion: Treat like a queen, love like a savage.

Warning: May cause verbal affirmations and ring-related conversations if worn in public.