Manifest the glow-up with this unapologetically bold tee that serves ambition with a side of savage. The Future MILF shirt is for the woman who’s still cooking, still climbing, still slaying—and wants the world to know the final form is going to be unstoppable. Featuring cheeky “ingredient” icons and a nutrition label-style breakdown, it’s oversized, empowering, and perfect for women who aren’t waiting to be chosen—they’re choosing themselves.
Key Features:
Color: Savage Taupe
Oversized unisex fit – comfort with attitude
Ultra-soft 100% cotton
Black contrast print across the back
Icon bar includes: Strong AF, Spicy, Made with Love, Handle with Care, Requires Caffeine
Ingredients:
Glow-up ambition, unbothered hotness, red flag detection skills, unregulated sass levels.
Serving Suggestion: Treat like a queen, love like a savage.
Warning: May cause verbal affirmations and ring-related conversations if worn in public.
Manifest the glow-up with this unapologetically bold tee that serves ambition with a side of savage. The Future MILF shirt is for the woman who’s still cooking, still climbing, still slaying—and wants the world to know the final form is going to be unstoppable. Featuring cheeky “ingredient” icons and a nutrition label-style breakdown, it’s oversized, empowering, and perfect for women who aren’t waiting to be chosen—they’re choosing themselves.
Key Features:
Color: Savage Taupe
Oversized unisex fit – comfort with attitude
Ultra-soft 100% cotton
Black contrast print across the back
Icon bar includes: Strong AF, Spicy, Made with Love, Handle with Care, Requires Caffeine
Ingredients:
Glow-up ambition, unbothered hotness, red flag detection skills, unregulated sass levels.
Serving Suggestion: Treat like a queen, love like a savage.
Warning: May cause verbal affirmations and ring-related conversations if worn in public.
| Size | Chest (around) | Body Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| IN | CM | IN | CM | |
| XS | 33 | 83.8 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | 37 | 94.0 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | 41 | 104.1 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | 45 | 114.3 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL (est.) | 49 | 124.5 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2X | 53 | 134.6 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3X | 56 | 142.2 | 33 | 83.8 |
| Data source shows XS–L, 2X–3X numeric specs; XL values are estimated from consistent step-ups and will be replaced with official numbers if provided. Fabric is garment-dyed; allow slight shade/fit variation. | ||||
