The Future DILF tee is for the guy who’s still in the making — hitting the gym, getting his life together, and already giving off serious Dad Energy. Styled like a meat label with funny “ingredients” and “cooking instructions,” it’s a playful nod to the glow-up in progress. This one’s for gym bros, softies with a tough shell, guys who love hard and joke harder — whether you’re a boyfriend, husband, partner, or just prepping for that next big life chapter.
Wear it while you’re still marinating.
Key Features:
Fit: Modern athletic cut with soft stretch
100% cotton for next-level comfort
High-contrast print on back
Icon Row: Strong AF | Thick Cut | Tender | Smells Good | Dad Energy
Size:
Color:
Warning: May cause baby fever.
The Future DILF tee is for the guy who’s still in the making — hitting the gym, getting his life together, and already giving off serious Dad Energy. Styled like a meat label with funny “ingredients” and “cooking instructions,” it’s a playful nod to the glow-up in progress. This one’s for gym bros, softies with a tough shell, guys who love hard and joke harder — whether you’re a boyfriend, husband, partner, or just prepping for that next big life chapter.
Wear it while you’re still marinating.
Key Features:
Fit: Modern athletic cut with soft stretch
100% cotton for next-level comfort
High-contrast print on back
Icon Row: Strong AF | Thick Cut | Tender | Smells Good | Dad Energy
Size Guide — Cotton Heritage Garment Dye Tee (OU1690)
Size
Chest (around)
Body Length
IN
CM
IN
CM
XS
33
83.8
27
68.6
S
37
94.0
28
71.1
M
41
104.1
29
73.7
L
45
114.3
30
76.2
XL (est.)
49
124.5
31
78.7
2X
53
134.6
32
81.3
3X
56
142.2
33
83.8
Data source shows XS–L, 2X–3X numeric specs; XL values are estimated from consistent step-ups and will be replaced with official numbers if provided. Fabric is garment-dyed; allow slight shade/fit variation.
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