Future DILF

$30.00

Warning: May cause baby fever.

The Future DILF tee is for the guy who’s still in the making — hitting the gym, getting his life together, and already giving off serious Dad Energy. Styled like a meat label with funny “ingredients” and “cooking instructions,” it’s a playful nod to the glow-up in progress. This one’s for gym bros, softies with a tough shell, guys who love hard and joke harder — whether you’re a boyfriend, husband, partner, or just prepping for that next big life chapter.

Wear it while you’re still marinating.

Key Features:

  • Fit: Modern athletic cut with soft stretch

  • 100% cotton for next-level comfort

  • High-contrast print on back

  • Icon Row: Strong AF | Thick Cut | Tender | Smells Good | Dad Energy

Size:
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Warning: May cause baby fever.

The Future DILF tee is for the guy who’s still in the making — hitting the gym, getting his life together, and already giving off serious Dad Energy. Styled like a meat label with funny “ingredients” and “cooking instructions,” it’s a playful nod to the glow-up in progress. This one’s for gym bros, softies with a tough shell, guys who love hard and joke harder — whether you’re a boyfriend, husband, partner, or just prepping for that next big life chapter.

Wear it while you’re still marinating.

Key Features:

  • Fit: Modern athletic cut with soft stretch

  • 100% cotton for next-level comfort

  • High-contrast print on back

  • Icon Row: Strong AF | Thick Cut | Tender | Smells Good | Dad Energy

Size Guide — Cotton Heritage Garment Dye Tee (OU1690)
Size Chest (around) Body Length
INCM INCM
XS 3383.8 2768.6
S 3794.0 2871.1
M 41104.1 2973.7
L 45114.3 3076.2
XL (est.) 49124.5 3178.7
2X 53134.6 3281.3
3X 56142.2 3383.8
Data source shows XS–L, 2X–3X numeric specs; XL values are estimated from consistent step-ups and will be replaced with official numbers if provided. Fabric is garment-dyed; allow slight shade/fit variation.