Elite Energy Isn’t Given. It’s Earned.
Shirts for parents, partners, and people becoming their best — in the gym, in life, and everywhere in between.
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| Size | Vibe Check | Chest Width (flat) | Body Length | ||
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| IN | CM | IN | CM | ||
| XS | Petite chaos, big attitude | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | Clean fit, quiet confidence | 18.5 | 47.0 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | Classic oversized energy | 20.5 | 52.1 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | Relaxed, unbothered, in charge | 22.5 | 57.2 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | Extra room for extra presence 🍑 | 24.5 | 62.2 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2X | Bold, comfy, zero apologies | 26.5 | 67.3 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3X | Main-character energy only | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |
| Chest width is measured flat (pit-to-pit). If you want “chest around,” double the chest width. Garment-dyed fabric may vary slightly in shade/feel. Between sizes or bringing extra elite energy in the back? Size up. | |||||
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Soft, premium cotton that feels lived‑in from day one, with just enough structure to hold the statement. Garment‑dyed for that slightly worn, ultra‑comfortable look and a subtle fade that makes each tee unique.
Perfect for lifting weights, kids, or standards—without ever feeling stiff.
Soft, lived‑in, and intentionally oversized.
Care that keeps it looking great:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors; use non‑chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low. Slight shade variation is normal for garment‑dyed pieces.
This keeps your tee soft, true to color, and ready for daily wear
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Oversized, relaxed unisex cut that flatters everybody.
Size actual for a classic oversized vibe
Size up if you want extra slouch or room through the shoulders and back
Size down only if you want a cleaner, slightly closer silhouette
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Certified Grade A MILF energy. Zero apologies. Handle with care — may cause double takes and unsolicited compliments.
| Size | Vibe Check | Chest Width (flat) | Body Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| IN | CM | IN | CM | ||
| XS | Petite chaos, big attitude | 16.5 | 41.9 | 27 | 68.6 |
| S | Clean fit, quiet confidence | 18.5 | 47.0 | 28 | 71.1 |
| M | Classic oversized energy | 20.5 | 52.1 | 29 | 73.7 |
| L | Relaxed, unbothered, in charge | 22.5 | 57.2 | 30 | 76.2 |
| XL | Extra room for extra presence 🍑 | 24.5 | 62.2 | 31 | 78.7 |
| 2X | Bold, comfy, zero apologies | 26.5 | 67.3 | 32 | 81.3 |
| 3X | Main-character energy only | 28 | 71.1 | 33 | 83.8 |
| Chest width is measured flat (pit-to-pit). If you want “chest around,” double the chest width. Garment-dyed fabric may vary slightly in shade/feel. Between sizes or bringing extra elite energy in the back? Size up. | |||||
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Heavyweight. Broken-in. Built differently.
This tee is cut from premium 7.7 oz ultra-heavy 100% ring-spun cotton, delivering a substantial, confidence-boosting feel the moment you put it on. The garment-dye process gives each piece a soft, lived-in texture with natural character—no stiff boxy blanks here.
Ultra-heavy 7.7 oz fabric for durability and structure
Soft, breathable, and made to age beautifully
Garment-dyed for a worn-in feel from day one
Each tee is uniquely dyed — no two are exactly alike
Fabric:
100% ring-spun combed cotton
Care:
Wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Color variation is intentional — it’s part of the character.
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Oversized by design. Intentional by choice.
Features a dropped shoulder, boxy silhouette, and relaxed drape that delivers effortless streetwear energy without looking sloppy. It’s designed to feel roomy, not oversized-for-the-sake-of-it.
Oversized, boxy unisex fit
Dropped shoulders for relaxed structure
Side-seamed for better shape retention
Slightly longer body length for clean lines
Fit tip:
This style runs intentionally oversized.
If you like a more tailored or closer fit, size down
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Built on confidence, consistency, and showing up — in the gym, in life, and at home.
Handle with care. Side effects may include admiration and raised standards.